Yesterday’s winner: JENNA PRESLEY. Welcome to the machine.
THE SLUTTY SIXTEEN begins with what appears to be a grotesque mismatch. But lower seeds won all four first-round contests. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!
BIBI JONES (left) recently returned to hardcore video after a tearful “retirement” that lasted about 15 minutes. Just 21, BiBi says she was once hired by a baseball agent to recruit clients. She has been linked with New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and Phoenix Coyotes tough guy Paul Bissonnette. A Digital Playground contract girl, BiBi’s on-camera presence is STUNNING. Great body. Great performer. A STAR.
BRIANA BLAIR (right) upset Kagney Linn Karter in the first round. Guys love a cheerleader, especially a cheerleader who does porn. Briana used to wave pom-poms for the Atlanta Hawks and Thrashers. Gorgeous, but she’s got her work cut out for her. Briana has left XXX. There are no rumblings about her returning. DARN.
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.

Photos courtesy of Digital Playground (NSFW) and the Atlanta Hawks.