Ales Hemsky of the Edmonton Oilers scores a sick goal against Vancouver. Then, about 10 seconds into this video, it appears; CREEPY HORSE MASK.
Penguins jersey + CREEPY HORSE MASK = Stanley Cup. This much, I promise. Denizens of Consol Energy Center, go to CreepyHorseMask.com, get out your credit card, and do what's right. If everyone attending Penguins games wore a CREEPY HORSE MASK, it wouldn't muffle the crowd noise. Because there is no crowd noise.
Yinzer Hulk, Knitting Lady, dancing fools, morons with cowbells, your day is DONE. There's a new sheriff in town: CREEPY HORSE MASK.
Photo courtesy of @steve_maker.