What if SHARKNADO hit PNC Park during a Pirates game? Problem is, there are no sharks in the rivers that define Pittsburgh's nucleus. Just carp and catfish. Maybe the catfish could land in the Heinz Field parking lot and clean up the mess from the Kenny Chesney concert. Catfish are scavengers. So is Tara Reid.

There should be a XXX parody starring ALEXIS FORD. FORD-NADO. When Alexis blows into town, she really BLOWS INTO TOWN. #MarkMaddenShowDreamGirl