...doing wrestling commentary.
July 31, 2000. WCW Monday Nitro on TNT. Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas. VIAGRA ON A POLE. The jokes come hard and thick. HARD AND THICK, GET IT?
Me: "You knew what you were getting when you hired me."
Tony Schiavone: "Did we ever." WAY TO SELL IT, PARTNER!
Maybe I should have called it like Pat O'Connor vs. Lou Thesz at Comiskey Park. Or maybe I did the right thing highlighting the absurdity. You can't polish crap.