The voters have seeded the PORN STAR BRACKETS TOURNAMENT and, in a mild upset, the No. 1 seed is the lovely RILEY STEELE. I would recommend her Twitter account, but it's been suspended for exactly the reasons I would recommend her Twitter account.
Rounding out the top four: BREE OLSON, TEAGAN PRESLEY and BIBI JONES.
Also getting first-round byes: JENNA HAZE, LISA ANN, JENNA JAMESON, NIKKI BENZ, ALEXIS TEXAS, KAYDEN KROSS, AUDREY BITONI and BRIANA BANKS.
The Puff-puff prelim matchups are:
Thursday: KAGNEY LINN KARTER vs. BRIANA BLAIR
Friday: SHYLA STYLEZ vs. ALEXIS FORD
March 18: LUPE FUENTES vs. TERI WEIGEL
March 19: STORMY DANIELS vs. JENNA PRESLEY
"Puff-puff," BTW, is an Asian slang term for "motorboating," putting your face between a woman's breasts, which are then jiggled. It's the only sexual euphemism I could find that begins with P. I may be juvenile, but I alliterate.
If you don't believe anything can happen in the PORN STAR BRACKETS TOURNAMENT, consider yesterday's exhibition matchup. JESSE JANE is one of the world's most popular XXX queens, but was obliterated (in heavy voting) by DEVON, who debuted in 1998 and is currently making a well-received comeback.
DEVON 61%, JESSE JANE 39%. Do you believe in miracles?
Photo courtesy of Digital Playground (NSFW).