NOT AN ONION ARTICLE --but totally could be

 

http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-patriots-bill-belichick-20170206-story.html

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000783926/article/belichick-turning-to-nfl-draft-were-five-weeks-behind-for-2017

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