If the Penguins ever need help moving opposition bodies from in front of their goaltender, they should call Bob Allen, the reporter from KDKA-TV.

Allen was live on the South Side last night after the Penguins won the Stanley Cup. Allen gets visibly aggravated when rowdy fans crowd his shot, and actually shoves away some jamoke who steps in front of him.

It’s fantastic TV. Bob Pompeani certainly seems to think so.

I don’t blame Allen. I blame KDKA-TV.

Why would you send a reporter into the bowels of all that idiocy? It’s like when The Weather Channel puts some idiot with a flimsy umbrella in the middle of a hurricane. A championship celebration should be covered by a helicopter wielding a spotlight, like a riot.

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