Marty Jannetty…still can’t walk!”
Not only is newly-ordained WWE Hall-of-Famer KURT ANGLE one of pro wrestling’s all-time best all-around performers, he’s also FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS. Witness Kurt’s Top 10 funniest moments in WWE.
(Quite a bit more comedy from the “Attitude” era has been #DELETED by WWE. Like Kurt’s rant on celibacy: “You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.” That's seen as a bit too risque for the kiddie demographic these days.)
“I’m just a sexy Kurt! I’ll make your ankle hurt!” I won’t be able to get that tune out of my head all day. But why would I want to?