I am a soldier in the #BROKEN holy war. My commander approves:

As Rod Stewart said, every picture tells a story, don’t it? This particular photograph is #DELIGHTFUL. As Sidney Crosby and Jake Guentzel celebrate the OT game-winner, fans of the Jackets of Blue slip into deep depression.

Jackets of Blue, the time for honoring yourselves will soon be at an end. Prepare the battlefield for massacre. #DELETE