I don’t have to know the guy, meet the guy, see the guy or talk to the guy. Whoever has this tattoo is an utter and complete jackass.

It’s Phil Kessel (with what inexplicably appears to be a flaming red beard) riding a hot dog while holding the Stanley Cup and squirting a mustard bottle (which doubtless has ejaculatory significance to the tattoo’s owner).

FFS. Does it get any more stupid? What a drooling imbecile.