If people can switch sexes, why can’t former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa switch colors? I’m not going to make fun of it. I will admit that it’s unnerving.
Sosa has reportedly used bleaching cream. He topped 60 home runs in 1998, 1999 and 2001 thanks to something besides bleaching cream.
Not long ago, Sosa was the same color as Pepto-Bismol. That’s also unnerving. He dabs. Also unnerving.
A Sammy Sosa 30 For 30 has a lot to explain. pic.twitter.com/PAsk3JnEd8— Adam Howes (@Howsito) November 7, 2017
Sammy Sosa out here lookin like Pepto Bismal. pic.twitter.com/1xdKo84Bko— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa's transition from baseball superstar to "creepy white uncle who dabs at family outings" is nearly complete. pic.twitter.com/mVlByee8HE— Caleb Hoover (@LiLHuvziVert) November 7, 2017