Antonio Brown (also known by his rap name, AB) has released his first song/video, “Whole Lotta Money.” It does not feature Jimmy Page on theremin.
It’s predictably bad, but here’s looking on the bright side:
*It has a lot of butts. As TMZ dubbed it, “WHOLE LOTTA ASS!!!”
*It’s not safe for work, but has just one obscenity. I can decipher just one throwaway F-bomb.
*It’s immeasurably better than Le’Veon Bell’s mumble rap. Lev makes AB sound like Ice Cube. When it comes to rap, AB is the twin that’s decidedly less toxic.
The lyrics put forth the notion that AB has a whole lotta money. But, way down inside, I wonder if that’s still true, or how much longer it’s going to be true.
AB’s lone goal should be to get back in the NFL. This song/video won’t necessarily help.