This will not help Antonio Brown get back in the NFL.
Why the frig would you livestream a nasty incident involving your baby mama, your kids, and the police?
It does have its humorous moments. Like this quote, from AB to the cops: “It’s been 40 minutes. No justice.”
The O.J. Simpson trial took three months. (No justice.)
Pretty much everything AB says is funny, if you remove it from the context of constantly using the word “bitch,” him gratuitously insulting his baby mama, doing all that in front of his kids and inexplicably livestreaming it. (If the baby mama tried to steal his Bentley, I don't blame her. That's one fine car.)
AB acts like he’s the cops’ boss. He’s ordering them around.
Of course, he turns it into a white-black issue. That’s AB’s go-to ever since he called The Athletic’s Ed Bouchette a racist and Raiders GM Mike Mayock a cracker.
Full credit for one thing: AB actually had a bag of ***ks. Where do you get that?
AB said, "***k the NFL."
Sticks and stones, Tony. The problem is when the NFL says, "***k you."