NO FUN, NO SIN, NO YOU, NO WONDER IT’S DARK


If you don’t like Kirsten Dunst’s video for her cover of The Vapors’ “Turning Japanese,” there’s something very wrong with you.

“Turning Japanese” was a smash for The Vapors in 1980. Unfortunately, they wound up being one-hit wonders. (See The Vapors’ video below, also.)

Dunst covered the tune in 2009. The actress is perhaps best known for the Spider-Man movie franchise, though I prefer the cheerleading comedy, “Bring It On.” BRR! IT’S COLD IN HERE! THERE MUST BE SOME TOROS IN THE ATMOSPHERE!

Dunst can’t exactly warble like Lady Gaga, but I love the anime fetish. I often kiss her when there’s no one else around.

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