THREE STOOGES


Steelers T Zach Banner called me a “lowlife” on Twitter by way of responding to a tweet from April. 

Steelers WR Ryan Switzer struck a flexed-out muscle pose on social media. Switzer previously said he expects to be a slot receiver in the mold of Julian Edelman and Wes Welker. 

Pirates P Derek Holland wants the media to “keep telling us that you think we suck” by way of defiant self-motivation. 

Banner is a backup tackle who couldn’t get on the field for 0-16 Cleveland in 2017. 

Switzer is the Steelers’ No. 5 receiver. He caught eight balls last year. 

Holland’s ERA last season was 6.08. 

I liked it better when scrubs were seen and not heard.

The Pirates stink. Holland’s arrogance is just more grist for a losing mill. 

But I’ve watched the Steelers my whole life. I know what they’re supposed to be and how they’re supposed to act. This ain’t it.

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