For the next few days, I won’t need PornHub, Brazzers or the criminally underrated Bang Bros. I’m just going to watch this video over and over.
New York Rangers 9, Philadelphia Flyers 0. Shame on the Rangers for not scoring in the third period. I was hoping for a “Spinal Tap” win: These go to 11.
Have you ever seen the Flyers win the Cup?
Heck, with their rotten goaltending, the Flyers might not make the playoffs. It would be more glorious than D-Day.