Mark Madden

Mark Madden

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The Pirates stink, like we knew they would. 

But a couple Pirates stink even more than most. 

Outfielder Anthony Alford is zero-for-19 on the season. He has struck out 15 times. Alford doesn’t need sent to Triple-A. He needs sent to tee-ball. 

Utilityman Wilmer Difo went zero-for-5 in last night’s 8-4 home win over San Diego. He struck out four times, thus donning the coveted Golden Sombrero. 

The Pirates have players who don’t belong in MLB – and they’re not on the bench. They’re starting.

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