Andrew Stockey of WTAE-TV tweeted a map of the layout for the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh. It takes place April 23-25.
It's frightening.
It's laid out like D-Day. The Normandy invasion.
The North Shore is Omaha Beach.
The point is Juno Beach.
Station Square is Sword Beach.
I feel like I'm going to be shot as soon as I leave the landing craft.
700,000 drunks will be invading, and there won't be enough parking or hotel rooms.
Roads will be closing. Traffic on the rivers will be severely limited. The draft is taking control of Pittsburgh.
I'm scared.
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