A new Reddit thread recently asked, "If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?”As expected, Reddit users chimed in with some hilarious results.
"Hot Pockets — Every bite is a different temperature."
"Taco Bell — You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients, why mess with perfection?"
"The Onion — Listen… this wasn't supposed to be a prediction." * A FAVE.
"Ikea — Visit for the meatballs. Stay because you can't find the f***ing way out."
"YouTube — Where the world watches ads."
"Q-tips — Listen, from a liability standpoint, we have to tell you to not stick these in your ears. But we’re not your mother. You do what the bleep you want."
"Staples — No one actually works here."
"Nike — Let's face it, you're not going to actually do it."
"Ramen — You get paid in a few days." * Another FAVE
"Facebook — Making it easier to stalk people since 2004."
"Reddit — You don't have to read shampoo bottles anymore while taking a dump." * ANOTHER FAVE
"Viagra — Try it. How hard can it be?"
Sift through more, and add to the conversation here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mf54ky/if_brands_were_brutally_honest_what_brand_would/